Death

So germany was wonderful, I was sooooo super busy the whole time thursday night I spent the night at my friend anna’s house with my friend cari and her exchange student josephine.  We stayed up super late catching up then the next morning we all went to school together.  I kept it a secret that [...]

you bitches are lame

wtf.
a boner
a toe
a library
and a loom

good morning america! here we come mutherfuckers!!!

yeah.  thats right bitches.  We got a star on our hands and she is about to make me some fast cash!  So here is the PLAN!
1st video will be a shorty.  It will be a small clip of our very own melanie doing a little dancing.
2nd video will be fucking EPIC.  We are going to [...]

the tale of the stagnant spaceship

Hey All,
Life here on the homefront has been relatively stagnant. After the family/holiday rush, my feeling of boredom snowballed and intensified into a mind-crushing guilt complex that I was sitting on my ass, being depressed and not contributing to the world, and my damaged emotional system wrecked my immune system, and I got the flu. [...]

Wieder zuruck zu den Deutches Vaterland!(Back Again into the German Fatherland!)

Well Liz, looks like you and I are holding down the blog fort for a while.  Mel, Mila and Steffie are all in a mountain cabin somewhere, without internet, or so they said.  Anyways, here in Prague things have taken a sharp turn for the better.  Paul finally got off his lazy ass, although only [...]

female castration

Greetings fellow Americans.
This is Stefanie, Mel and Jamila ringing in to give y’all the 411.  They arrived yesterday, what a glorious day it was.  We went and watched the sunset on the beach, smoked, and ate some delicious pizza, well Jamila ate most of the delicious pizza even though she wasn’t “hungry”.    Today we walked [...]

LAME

Well, Paul and I AREN’T going to Germany, us being lazy and not trying to book something earlier lead to all forms of transportation to be booked or way to expensive.  I still haven’t told everyone in Germany yet, kinda scared to break the news…so I’m thinking, once my brother, FINALLY takes me to go [...]

frostbite, what a bitch

Yep, thats right people got frostbite on my big toes.  It really sucks.  One of my toes is all purple at the top and i can’t feel it.  But hey it was a great day of skiing and hoepfully my toe will return to almost normal in a couple of months.  Yesterday me and my [...]

two girls, one car, a long road

Mmmm well actually multiple long roads. 
Tomorrow morning at approximately 7:00 in the early hours of the morning Jamila and Melanie will head out on an adventure of sorts.  Will there be snow? Will there be sun?  Only time will tell.
We got lost and then Jamila bothered a cop car by creepily knocking on his passenger [...]

meow(kitties)

couldnt upload song, so uploaded video instead. the video isnt that great but the song is fucking amazing!
<3 Mila